Monday, March 13, 2006

Bridal Expo

Which one of you is getting married?

All of us, that's why we're here.

Which one of you is getting married?

The tall one. She's the only one that'll look good in a gown.

Which one of you is getting married?

The one with the money.

Which one of you is getting married?

None of us. We just come here to look at wedding cakes and dresses, and then we all go home and wipe our tears on your brochures.

Which one of you is getting married?

The youngest one. Me. I'm actually from a primitive tribe that marries off their kids at young ages.

Which one of you is getting married?

We already are married; can't you see the plastic rings?!?

Which one of you is getting married?

Everyone but her. She's an old maid.

Which one of you is getting married?

The one with the guy.

3 comments:

Erika Anneliese said...

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... No really, I'm laughing, mainly because I know the story. Ha ha ha ha. You know, there should be a better way to laugh on paper.

Lauren Mayerle said...

Well, i guess there's always lol or lmao or heehee or :) or.... well idk what else. But abbreviations are fun.

Erika Anneliese said...

I don't like abbreviations. If I use them I feel like I am being lazy.