Wednesday, October 11, 2006

A Light In August

Do Not:

-Read during lifeguarding class while you're supposed to be learning CPR. Someone's life could depend on it in the future.
-Read during Chemistry. Electron configuration is boring, but that B will stay a B if you don't pay attention.
-Read during Physics. It's worse than playing games on your calculator.
-Read during choir. It doesn't work some day, and it's disrespectful to the person singing, even if you aren't.
-Read during lunch. There are people to talk to who are more interesting than Joe Christmas.
-Read during a seminar in H. English when you're supposed to be discussing WHAT you read.
-Read during math class. Especially if you already promised the teacher that you never would again...
-Read during Spanish class. Not when there's extra credit around.
-Read during orchestra rehearsal. Your new teacher/conductor will yell at you, which is bad for your image, and embarrassing.
-Read during dinner. You may spill salad dressing on the book.
-Read while in bed. You may fall asleep.......yawn.....
-Read half the book the day before the test.

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1 comments:

Erika Anneliese said...

Oh dear. I hope you finish, Lauren, Lauren: )