So my ten-year-old brother has a secret admirer....a secret admirer with two different styles of handwriting who loves stupid poetry, and does not think out what they write. He received a small box with two notes and candy...
The first note reads "I think you're sweet. Like this candy. The way you make my heart beat, I think is dandy. Your secret admirer. Here's a clue to who I am, Bipity Bopity Alakazam, To guess who it is, you must be a whiz. The clue is: I like singing and Cheeta stuff."
The second note, in a different handwriting, reads "If you figure out who I am and you like me, Meet me at snaok breeak. I will then recite a rhyme. (scribbles) And then (^you will) recite the poem (scribbles) enclosed. If not say (scribbles) NO. I will be alone. I want you when the shades of eve are falling And purpling shadows deift across the land. When sleeping burds to loving mates are calling-I want the softness of your hand."
The varied handwriting makes me suspect it is a group of girls trying to make my poor little brother look stupid by reciting crappy poetry. The writer(s) also conflicts themselves often in the elaborate plans. Nice try girls!
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
My Brother's Secret Admirer
Posted by Lauren Mayerle at 9:24 PM
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