Musical.

Have you heard of this "Broadway?"

Yes sire...and we don't stand a chance.

Why not?

Because...Broadway is a very special place, filled with very special people, people who can sing and dance, often at the same time! They are a different people, a multi-talented people, a people...who need people...and who are, in many ways, the luckiest people in...the world. I'm sorry sire, but we don't stand a chance.

Basically, I don't stand a chance. It's like my limbs are disconnected from the rest of my body, so even though I tell them to do something, they don't. I can't. I have enough trouble singing, remembering words, much less dancing while doing that. I don't think I should have auditioned.